Fact: There is no goddamn end to Gabourey Sidibe's fierceness. This was demonstrated last night on the red carpet when she got pulled over by Ryan Seacrest (why do people continue to let this man exist?) and she described her dress as this:

If fashion was porn, this dress is the money shot. (Source)

That is GODDAMN RIGHT. While Ryan Seacrest was left blubbering and baffled on the sidelines by her sheer awesomeness, she continued to pose and vogue and sashay to her heart's content. The only way ...